Dude must really hate rear visibility

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/14/2015 at 16:45 • Filed to: None

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And really love crappy plastic cars.


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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 16:48

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This is what they make the dot matrixey thingies for.


Kinja'd!!! AM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 16:49

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Oh dear God. Saturn logo on the trunk must have been wayyyyy to small for him.

“This is my Saturn, hear me roar!!”


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 16:50

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Speed holes, for increased lightness!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Textured Soy Protein
05/14/2015 at 16:52

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The entire car is made out of great depression plastic.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > AM
05/14/2015 at 16:52

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I thought that's what his fart can was for.


Kinja'd!!! AM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 16:57

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Ah yes, no car is cool until it has a fart can on the back.

Quick side note: I bet you it still has better rear visibility than the Focus that’s behind it.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 16:57

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Still can see better than a new Camaro.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > jkm7680
05/14/2015 at 17:14

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Yes but this particular one, the owner appears to have added one of those rear bumper wannabe-diffusers , like such:

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Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > jkm7680
05/14/2015 at 17:14

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Not the deck lid, roof, and hood. Ask me how I know, go on, ASK.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 17:19

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Wasn’t the Ion SC Redline basically a Cobalt SS? So it might actually have some go with that show...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
05/14/2015 at 17:28

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Only the Redline had the Supercharged 2.0L


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 17:28

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Ah yeah that’s the one I was thinking off.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 19:34

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Check the windshield. Does he love Fig Newtons?


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 19:34

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Check the windshield. Does he love Fig Newtons?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2015 at 19:36

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There is a Fig Newtons sticker in the front.